Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Infineon Raceway Hot Lap!

Join me on a hot lap racing my fellow fans around Infineon Raceway!

George, one of our very capable transport drivers on the #22 team was sweet enough to give me and some of the other guests of the crew passes for a hot lap around the racetrack given to them by the track in their "gift basket" for hauling those race cars across the country. 

We lined up after the Legends race and the subsequent track grass fire was finally put out and saw four Toyota Camry's out on the track.  I figured "phfff!" this isn't going to be worth missing the NW race for!   Then they brought out the helmets...

I was in the 3rd group to go around the track so had the pleasure of watching the first few go - I have a new respect for Camry's!   These professional drivers were on it - pedal to the metal, squealing tires, smoking them around the turns and catching air over the rumble strips all while racing side-by-side.  

I apologize to the two older gentlemen stuck with me in the car whose videos I ruined with my giggling and back seat racing...

Tighten those belts one last time....

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Sonoma Race Report 2011 - Saturday



SATURDAY

Today was a somewhat “lazy” day in the garages with only the two Cup practices in the morning made all the more serene by walking to the track through a field of grazing sheep…only in San Francisco! 


I beat most of the drivers to the garage and got a kick out of JJ being told by the officials he couldn’t park where he wanted to…not sure why but it was funny.

I nosed in on pit stall selections for a bit and then went to check out the car.  We were pretty much good to go and put up some fast laps in the first practice.   After the initial practice, Kurt and Brad had a team powwow in the #22 hauler.  

 
Clearly whatever Kurt told Brad worked as Bad Brad came away with the trophy – literally!   Apparently Sonoma is awarding prizes for being fastest in practice to up the competition.   Not only did he get some hardware, he also got a lovely case of wine specially made for Infineon by Shelby...

To understand the odd the phenomenon…(BK beating out KB in practice) we called in the expert Mythbuster!  

 Yet another job for the Mythbuster…hmmmm…cigarette butt on a tire, who could it be.    ADDINGTON!!

 
After practice the plan was to head out and watch the NW race with my blogger buddies but George, our hauler driver, managed to get me a pass for a hot lap around the track.  I figured, meh, a hot lap with a "professional" driver in a Toyota Camry how good could this be?  Then they brought out the helmets...Well I was glad I stayed!    There were four cars on the track RACING AND PASSING around the track, what a hoot!   I was giggling and freaking out about not being on the preferred line going into the turns.  The poor older guys stuck in the car with me were probably displeased I ruined their videos.     Here's our fearless "professional" driver...who by the way brought us home 4th out of four but we were grinning like banshees!

 (The video of the entire lap is too big to upload to YouTube on the hotel internet but I will post as soon as I can...) 

Okay!  Off to bed for an early start tomorrow. I plan on being in the garages when they open at 7a to finish off the questions with the pit crew and soak it all up!

Sonoma Race Report 2011 - Friday

FRIDAY
Cheers from wine country!   Another weekend of perfect weather and good times with my fellow bloggers – Tez, RA6AN and CR Racing.   Here’s the scoop from Friday and Saturday at the track…

The best part of my race weekend is coming into the garages for the first time and getting big hugs and hellos from my crew and my friends in the garage.   Unfortunately, the 22 crew went through some changes in the last month and one of my fav’s “The Dream Maker” Dave Winston is no longer the race engineer.  He is apparently still employed by Penske for the moment but replacing Dave at the track are Steve Reis and Jonathan Hassler.  I am working on an updated crew blog for the #22 so look for more on them coming soon. 

Speaking of the engineering department, I also learned that Dave Demvicki (sp!?!) a long time Penske engineer has assumed the “got to guy” role replacing the new student Tom German with Travis Geisler and Mike Nelson in management roles under him.  The two race engineers report into Mike and Travis.  This weekend Travis is covering the NASCAR race while Mike is covering IRL.

After getting the scoop on our crew changes I tagged along to Kurt’s media time. 


As usual, Kurt was the utmost professional answering the same questions over and over about road course racing.    Speaking of questions…KBNation tweeted asking me to ask Kurt how many times he shifts during a lap at Infineon.   He went through every gear shift in every turn as we mentally went through the course and we came up with 13 – but he quickly said that was a bad number so we landed on 12!   12”ish” shifts per lap, 110 laps = repetitive stress injury.

While Kurt is definitely a driver to watch at the road courses, no trip to the garage at Infineon would be complete without a Boris Said spotting…


Friday was indeed a marathon day in the garages…we started with qualifying practice.  The drivers lined up early and then most of them got out of the cars.  Here is Kurt climbing back in.
 
While Kurt was busy building up to nailing the fastest lap in practice in the last two min of practice I found my friend and official “NASCAR Citizen Blogger” Valli getting ready for Smoke’s media time.   If you don’t follow her already you should!   Find her fantastic blog at www.thefastandthefabulous.com

 
I also found “Punchy” and tried my best to get a shot of the infamous watch he took off but alas, all I could zoom in on was his big ring.


I also headed over to our Penske teammate’s garage stall to check out Miller Lite’s latest witty slogan on the back of Brad’s car.   They have a new one every week so look for it!


Of course, I had to tag along through inspection and used the time to interview the crew for my blog and get to know the new guys.   Billy even let me pull that tool box around and feel special again…along the way Jeffrey, our car chief, couldn’t help but pose for this photo op…with cardboard girls…since his run-in with the drunk pit lizard last year he’s taking the safe route this year.

Now for a little “I Spy”…cue ZZ Top please...

 
And those *cough* sexy legs belong to…(of course this is way too easy for Speedbeagle!) 


Pretty sure I got stink eye again from him for taking this picture but he has to know there is just no where to hide from the pumpkin-headed blogger with weird hair.   

Speaking of...my fellow bloggers managed to catch me (thanks!!) doing my informal job as the tool bag girl as we headed through inspection.


So all was fine and dandy through inspection since we were going out last we let lots of other teams skip ahead of us in line until the very last inspection station where the officials deemed the Pennzoil Dodge a fraction of an inch too long on the left side.  So the guys had to pull over and fix it…and then go back through the height sticks and weight inspection stations again as well as the last one.


Kurt headed out to the car to qualify with his new girlfriend, Patricia, who is the President of the Armed Forces Foundation and has a particular interest in vets with Traumatic Brain Injury.  She and I talked “shop” briefly and look forward to being resources to each other in caring for our troops.
 
Our fearless leader was a solitary figure as he took in the lap times of our biggest competition near the end of pit road…
 
While TR and I took a break on the pit wall…


 And last but not least on this long race day – a public service announcement to all the girls out there who continue to insist on wearing fashionable as opposed to sensible shoes!   Victim #1  - meet Amanda girlfriend of Darin our engine guy…


Well Amanda decided to walk to turn 7 and back…(not a terribly good idea)…but she is pretty dang resourceful!   After desperately looking for flip flops to buy with no luck Ms. McGuyver bought a beer cozy and cut it in half and wah’la now she is gel’in.


Trust me ladies – its much easier to just wear the sensible shoes…

I met up with RA6AN and Tez behind the Trackside stage where they were patiently waiting for Marcos Ambrose to finish his interview…he did and went right up to Tez (who smartly hung his Aussie flag on the fence) and had a proper chat with his fellow countryman.    Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Tom German Announces Penske Departure

 Many asked after the very public smack down delivered by Kurt Busch about Penske's head of engineering Tom German if Kurt was trying to get himself fired...apparently not.   Word came out today from Penske that Tom German would be leaving to attend MIT's Sloan School of (anger)Management. 


I would assume you cannot just decide to attend MIT, so I would think if it is true, then German was planning his exit from Penske well before Busch gave him the tongue lashing(s).  This would be the best of all circumstances -- if Penske knew German was possibly leaving then we can only hope they have some sort of competent replacement ready to go.   


If this is a cover story, then god help us because there is no one to my knowledge currently at Penske who can just step in (PLEASE NOT Roy McCauley!!) and maintain let alone improve things.

Best case scenario is that Penske goes cherry-picking and grabs some talent from any of the big teams.  He throws enough cash around in IRL - time to make NASCAR an equal in importance not the red-headed step child (see I had to get a Dale Jr reference in here somehow! LOL)

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Sunday Garage Report - Daytona 500!


Woot!  Sunday, SUNDAY, Sunday…Race day and everyone was ready to see the best drivers in the world strut their stuff but first the North Turn Crew had some NASCAR 101 classes with me in the Fanzone. 

We headed in to Daytona’s infield and their spiffy area for fans to see in the garages through windows in each garage stall and from on top the garages for a birds eye view of the drivers, crews and the rest of the motley fools wandering around in the Cup garage.   

The NTC started out at Kurt’s window – mostly because it was close and open! – and got a long lecture introducing them to the crew guys and their jobs, the car and what they were doing to prep the car for inspection and the race.   By the time I turned around and finished talking the 7 of us had turned into about 30 people!   I really have to try to get paid for this someday…LOL

We then headed up top of the garages hoping to catch some drivers but we were on the wrong side for the drivers meeting.  We still spotted a few as well as some owners and learned all about the inspection stations.    We did manage to spot our ole buddy Luke, who is now the shock specialist on the #56 team.   As is custom for women on the garage roof I just had to yell out to him that I wanted to have his baby – I cannot tell you how many times I heard women yelling this to drivers over the week, that and “you suck XXX” – Luke laughed and I am pretty sure gestured for me to kiss his arse…!

After getting the NTC some free water from the hauler (Ellie saved her bottle even – now that is a rabid fan!) we hoped to get a tour of the brand spanking new, million dollar #22 pit box.   Problem was the Fanzone pass didn’t allow you on pit road.   To continue the magic of the weekend for the NTC, Kurt’s pit just happened to be the one right next to the cut through the fans took to get to the infield grass and the concerts.   So I told them to follow me like they belonged there and I’d get them in and sure enough we did it!   
Our new pit box is pretty swank including stadium seating for all the guests of the race team and even nicer flat screen TV’s and computers along with satellite dish and high end electronics.  The guys used to have the old pit box up in about a half an hour and this one took about 3 hours the first couple times to put it up and they had to help the #2 crew with theirs!    NASCAR is getting pretty high tech…

After the tour of the pit box the NTC headed out to the infield where we came upon Cupcake’s winning car from last year.  Gotta love year old champagne and confetti!
 
We headed over to the track itself and signed the start finish line – I am surprised the white checks could even be seen with all the sharpie signatures all over it.   Afterward we headed over to where I assumed the drivers would be coming out – the stage – to wait for driver intros as we jammed to Brad Paisley.   Of course, the drivers did NOT come across the stage which I thought was ridiculous!  Why even have it up then?  We could barely see them through the throng on the grass as they walked down the walkway to the cars.   The only major disappointment we encountered.    My NTC headed up to our grandstand seats and I decided (with their insistence) that I just couldn’t pass up watching the race from the pits, especially given how well Kurt had been running.  Could you imagine me stuck in the stands watching that finish?  I would have died if he had won…

The green flag dropped, Kurt grabbed the lead and kept it until the famed silent #3 lap.  Here is a shot from my view, none of the crews participated that I could see but it was an impressive sight to look up at the grandstands to see the salute.  
 
Our first stop for tires was a hot mess but not for the reasons we were prepared for – Kurt came in too hot to the pit and slid through the pit box.   In the picture below you might be able to make out the pit road sign being broken off and flying through the air and the guys trying to save the air gun hose.   Because Kurt stalled the car while backing it up, some fuel ended up in the tailpipes and when Kurt restarted the car it produced a giant blow torch and was right when our new rear tire changer was just getting to work.   Luckily he and Larry, our rear tire carrier, managed to avoid being toasted and were both fine.  Thankfully the stop was under yellow and we had our dancing partner with us on pit road anyway (the #78).  
Speaking of the pit stops – the Double Deuce ran into trouble later in the race with a hole in the grill that needed patching.  We started with some sticky tape (the first piece they pulled off got stuck to the lamppost in our pit stall and is probably still there) to cover it and that is all we would usually use but because of the new drafting style Kurt was yelling on the radio about how we were going to get stuck to the #78 and needed something slicker on there. 
So the guys pop riveted a piece of aluminum on there so Kurt could continue to slide the bumper.   He noted later in the race that his bumper was really chewing up who ever he was drafting with as a result but that was about all the guys had to work with. 

We had one more problem later in the race when we cut a tire – luckily Addington and Kurt were all over coming right into the pit and getting it changed so it didn’t cause any damage to the body.   Our pit crew was one of the only ones to fix things and keep their driver in the running…yet I noticed today they aren’t even an option for the best pit crew voting on FOX.   Boo!  


In keeping with tradition on this blog I had to get a picture of lunch in the pits.  Since we lost Travis who usually posed for me I had to sneak a shot of Jeffrey, our car chief, snacking on some grapes while he sat on the pit wall.  The rest of the menu included beef jerky and Pringles.  I cannot believe these guys can perform they way they do fueled by junk food!
Our pit was really a good spot this weekend for men in uniform.  We had the true young gun pilots of the Thunderbirds hanging out most of the race.   They were so impressed with the racing, I kinda found that funny given they fly just as close together as the drivers race and go about 10x faster!   They were certainly fun to look at though! 

While Dave, our front tire carrier, tried cozying up to the officials, Kurt and our spotter Chris, aka “The Voice of Victory” were trying to find a dancing partner in the final laps.
 
Everyone Kurt had worked with had wrecked by the final laps of the race and Chris was searching for a partner when over the radio came a familiar voice…Kyle said, “hey bro I heard you need a drafting partner…I’ll push you.”    There was a pause and the crew waited for Kurt’s reply which was “I guess we still share the same mother…if you get me to the checkers I’ll buy you an ice cream”  Crack up!   They then strategized and Kurt asked Kyle, “not getting ahead of ourselves but what are you going to do in turn 4?”   Kyle replied something along the lines of “we’ll deal with it when it happens…”  aka I’ll pass ya or wreck ya!   Roger then got on the radio and said, “if you boys behave I’ll take you both to ice cream!”    We never found out because Kyle cut a tire in the first GWC and we got stuck in the final round with “he is Juan!”    When Kurt found out who Chris had hooked him up with his first response was “where is the #1?”   Not thrilled to say the least.

At this point I was nearly peeing my pants because everyone in our pit knew if Kurt had a pusher stay on his bumper we were going 3 for 3.  Juan Pablo either couldn’t keep up with the Penske powerhouse or got sucked off the car by the others passing or just isn’t as talented as people think…whatever, our chances for the win faded when Juan fell back just a few feet.   Kurt was VERY hard on himself for not jumping in front of Edwards but God knows with the #99 record at restrictor plate wrecking (oops I mean racing) I wouldn’t have done it either.     Kurt did go to Victory Lane to congratulate Trevor Bayne with the sting of knowing another 500 was within his grasp.   He’ll get it and I hope to be there!

Congrats to the rookie! 

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Saturday Garage Report - Daytona

Saturday was the first day I had my North Turn Crew (NTC) in force.   We got to the track and the rookies were starting to “amp up!”    We secured scanners and headed into the merchandise/sponsor circus.    On the way we passed the often shown statue of Dale Earnhardt Sr and paused to remember #3.  

One of the first sponsor attractions we came upon was the Chevy display and managed to time it just right to find Jimmie Johnson on stage to the delight of our new Jimmie fans.  While they watched Superman (in his Ed Hardy shoe-stringless hipster tennis shoes) Bob suggested we scope out where to get them some autographs…good thing he was thinking!    I plopped DJ and Tim in what I thought was a good spot and a few minutes later they both had secured the autograph of the 5x Champ.  (Notice DJ’s jaw dropping look of astonishment!  LOL)
 
Big Daddy Gordon was next up on stage so while they were chasing down JJ I staked out a better spot so the two Jeffy G fans could possibly go 2 fer 2.  Tim had to lay out to get it but he managed to secure another impossible to get autograph in less than 20 minutes!   Tim immediately informed me he had “the fever”…
 
We then went to all the merchandise haulers and got everyone their driver swag for the race and collected our freebee’s along the way…cereal, tums, shampoo, tornado’s samples, stickers & tattoos.  Of course Bob & I couldn't pass up the opportunity to pose with our favorite rodent...NOT!

We shopped til we dropped and missed most of the action early in Happy Hour but managed to catch the last 30 min of practice in seats right along the fence line in turn four.   The look on their faces when the first twosome flew by and rattled the stands was priceless.   At track level the cars really do go so fast you cannot turn your head in time to follow them – they didn’t believe me. 

Before the Natiowide race I popped into the garage to see if the guys were happy with our practice and the car – we were switching out brakes but otherwise we were good to go on Sunday.  I headed back out to our grandstand seats once the race started – how cool it was to have the cars roaring over my head as I crossed under the track through the tunnel.    

It was a bit shocking to me to see the fans go nuts when Danica rocketed up to the front of the pack.  It was clear she was fairly comfortable being pushed but Jr worked with her quite a bit mid-race on the racing line but only had her on his bumper for ¾ of a lap before she couldn’t keep up.   Not a good day for the Penske – related drivers - Bad Brad returned to his wrecking ways, Sliding Sam (ah dreamboat!) picked up where he left off and poor Lil Gator had several hard wrecks in his new ride.  I thought for sure JuuuuunnnnnnYER would pull off the win for me but the (supposedly 15# lighter) fat man still managed to block the best of the rest.
The only Smoke pic I got all week!  He really is skinnier...
We trudged down the stands with great anticipation of the racing action we would see tomorrow.  The NTC loved the scanners and were getting a feel for the personalities and talent out on the track.   We ended the day with another dinner, this time Mexican, with our favorite official and got more great stories from him and some of the history of NASCAR's best "innovators."    

We all hit the pillow early with SUNDAY, Sunday, SUNDAY looming in just a few hours...

Friday Garage Report - Daytona


Friday brought another day of me alone in the garages while my NTC relaxed before the big weekend at the pool, hot tub, and beach and waited on Bob to arrive.   While Friday was a little slow out on the track with most teams (including ours) choosing to skip one or both practices, it was not a slow day for Kurt.    He was in uniform and doing appearances from 8:45 am until the minute before the garaged closed at 4 pm – while most of the other drivers were well out of there by 2 pm.  

One of the coolest appearances was when several of the HOF nominees showed up at the hauler for a photo opportunity with Kurt.    Can you name them?  (Mostly I am asking you this b/c I an only name 3 of the 4!  Ooh bad fan!!)

 
It was interesting to listen in on them asking Kurt to describe the “new” way of drafting on the track and how Kurt described the track as “almost boring” because the surface is so smooth so you no longer have to “wheel it” as much or worry about getting out of shape and instead focus so much more on partnering up.   I dunno about you guys but it seems far from boring out there to me.

Kurt also was visited by one the rep of his new sponsor TAG Heuer..  You may have seen Kurt’s new line of sunglasses – well TAG Heuer brought a pair for every single one of the guys on the crew.   They were pretty stoked!   They also got super swank TAG Heuer watches from Kurt for Christmas this past year.   Here is Stretch modeling for me!
 
For some of you super astute Kurt fans – you may have noticed in Victory Lane on Thursday Kurt was not wearing his new shades.  That’s because he “lost” them…he apparently left them in his rental car unknowingly and a couple of the guys took his car out Wed night and when they got back the gate to the drivers lot was locked so they parked the rental right outside.   Well of course the car got towed!   Craig,the coach driver, found the rental and unbelievably Kurt’s red sunglasses were still in there.

The two new Ms. Sprint Cup ladies were also hanging about and asked me if I could take a picture of them with the “newest driver on twitter” (Be sure to follow @KurtBusch22 and @22carPR).  Of course I was happy to do it and get a picture with them myself in return.  

Man I wish I had those sunglasses I lost running to Victory Lane!  The squinting and the sun burn starts here!

Kurt was also did appearances for the Paralyzed Veterans of America and has taken this charity on as one of his focuses again this year as well as multiple TV, radio and print media interviews.   A few of you caught me in the background when Kurt was being interviewed by Dick Bergeren on SPEED. 
I did pass along the message that Kurt Busch Nation would *really* like to get their hands on the NHRA Pro Stock die cast and Kurt said he would be making that happen.   I also hear that Kurt Busch.com would be updated this week – apparently both Kurt and Penske’s website had some problems getting updated from the company hosting them and now should be done. 

The crew was endlessly working on the car and towards the end of the day there were only a few loyal fans left in the Fanzone area looking in through the windows.  To prove we have the coolest crew in the sport – Dave Winston, our head engineer, spotted two little girls and their dad watching and he went out of the garage around to the window and got them and brought them into the garage to take pictures by the car.   They were so over the moon and are now three more #22 team fans for life.   Dave will henceforth be known as the “Dream Maker”…LOL Since the entire crew doesn’t have a nickname anymore (Oilslicks?  Shellraisers?) I am making it my mission to come up with individual names for each!
L to R - Steve-O (rear end mechanic) Chris (Steve-O's son & our gas man), Addington and the Dream Maker!
Kurt and TR came running back to the garage with seconds to spare before it closed at 4pm and I hooked up with TR to finally pay him back with dinner for all the love he gives me.   He took me on a tour of Daytona Beach showing me all the highlights and where history was made.  I saw where Rusty & Dale Sr. kept their yachts and where Mr. Penske parked his when he was in town.   He showed me many of the driver condo’s and the France family compound as well as many of their offices.  TR then took me by the bar where the points system was first hammered out on a napkin and then the hotel where they finalized it.  I saw the airplane hanger where FOXsports did all the photo shoots for the season and the hospital were Dale Sr. was taken.   History and stories too much to recount.


Another funny story – we had to head back to TR’s hotel because just like the crew his official Penske/Pennzoil/Shell shirts were not all in yet and he was expecting a box of them that day.   TR was out of shirts and asked if I would be willing to iron a few of them for him!   I was cracking up and happy to do it since I need to pay TR back anyway I can but I am not much of a domestic girl it took me almost 30 min to do two shirts! LOL  I told TR to tweet about it but he said his wife would kill him for asking me to do this!   I think he looked pretty wrinkle free on Saturday and Sunday.   Sadly I have no pictures of this....

TR and I headed out for dinner and beers and got caught up on all kinds of good stuff.  There were plenty of racing personalities at the restaurant including Hollywood Hammond who stopped by to say hello.   We headed back to the hotel bar to finish watching the truck race with some of the #22 crew who were hanging out there and rooted on Parker Klingerman.   Another late but fun night for me – thank goodness I run on adrenaline at the races!